Hi! I’m Kenny.
Some fun facts about me: (in order of importance…)
1. I bite my finger nails.
2. I wanted to start a band, but I didn’t have any friends, so I write books instead.
3. I have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
4. I used to wear a clip-on earring when I was little….
…OK, OK, fine, I still wear it sometimes.
5. I lose my keys a lot.
It’s a memoir about my life growing up in New York, losing my entire family to drug addiction (Did I mention it’s a comedy?) embarking on an drug-addled, outlaw road trip across America with my fluffy pup, Wozels, and…well, I’m not going to tell you everything that happens! Geez!
Cameos by Roger Ebert, Bill Clinton, and Sully…
And this is Wozels. She was my best friend growing up.
Be honest, you X’ed out of the email sign-up box before, didn’t you?
I knew it! What a dick!
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Or, you can follow me on Instagram @wozels1102